This is just something that I wrote a few months ago. I'm just trying to exercise the Muse a bit, and hopefully this can get her recharged.

Warning: Some excessive language.
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*a ripped piece of lined paper that reads "From the Personal Journal of Sebastian Longstreet"

March 25, 2008: "I knew it, I knew it!! Vampires do exist. Fuck, they are real. I saw one tonight. Man, it was so unreal. She was hot, I mean, long blond hair, legs up the wazoo, and her eyes....I could've come from just looking at them.

But OMG, she totally kicked this guy's ass. She may have killed him, but I'm not sure. All I know is, I was walking home from the library and I heard some weird noises coming from the alley. Wanting to see what was going on, I peeked around the corner of the building. Fucking wow, I saw this huge guy--man, he had to be at least six-feet-five--getting his ass handed to him by this blonde chick.

At least the guy was giving as good as he was getting because really, what man wants to get beat up by a woman. But the truly scary part...Gawd, was when he stuck a knife in her side and she just smiled. Man, that smile scared me and I was standing ten feet away. But the kicker was, she had fucking fangs!! God damn, she had fangs. I don't really remember what happened next, but I do remember hearing a bloodcurdling scream, and then nothing.

I booked it home, and locked up behind me. Shit, I have to write this down before I......wait, what was I writing about? I can't remember."

*a low laugh is heard as the piece of paper is folded and placed in a drawer* Mortals....what will they think of next?